You might find yourself below.Warning: contains exaggeration.
Marie check out my cheese and biscuit filled mouth *pokes tongue out* You don't like it? *pokes tongue out again*
Yes Mary, i will help you with science. But i might be wrong. What? You have faith in me?... PRESSURE *dies* Oh no but i need to help you with science! *revives*
Marie i'm so bored. Let's make out!
(so cute!!!) Mary, please hold my (millions of) folders and wait patiently outside the train station toilet for me
Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don’t even remember leaving open.
Haven't blogged for so long VERY EXCITED =D This is going to be a 'currently' update.
Currently stressed over... half-yearlies
But it's ok. Hakuna Matata is my new favourite phrase. It means no worries and it's from Lion King. I want my life to be hakuna matata, so i can be happy and live each day to the fullest.
Currently frustrated over... making derpy faces
It's so fun and funny and i seriously do not want to get too many wrinkles as i become older. At this rate i'm seriously going to be the wrinkliest person on the planet by the time i'm 30.
Currently disappointed with... Rooftop Prince
I love you so much Yoochun that's the whole reason I started watching this drama. But i feel like it's dragging on and getting just a tiny bit not-as-good-as-when-it-first-started. But i still love you Yoochun :) i will finish it because i really want to know who killed the Crown princess and if Li Gak and Park Ha ended up together ;)
Currently sad over... the emptying of my 'Jar of Intelligence'
My jar of smarties from a friend is close to empty now but she says no refills :( It just wouldn't be filled with intelligence if i were to buy the smarties myself if you know what i mean.
Currently impressed with... Infinite
Don't know why but Infinite is the only korean band I watched for a while but didn't get obsessed with unlike all the others i have ever watched. But wow i have to say i am very impressed with their dance skills and singing skills and just their overall charisma. Watch the clip below if you don't know what i mean.
Currently loving... people who self-compliment
This might be weird but i find it so cute when people compliment themselves. Two of my best friends always do it and i find them very adorable. One holds up her own math book and goes 'Wow this is so neat' and the other one goes 'This morning i was so awesome!'. Haha xD
Currently hating... over-helpful shopkeepers
Don't know about you but i really don't like shopkeepers who follow you around trying to promote stuff especially when you have no intention of buying anything. Yesterday i was shopping for fabrics for my formal dress textiles project and i didn't see anything that i really liked. But the shopowner came and laid out all the fabrics i looked at on the ground in front of a mirror and asked me which one i wanted. She took a lot of time explaining to me about different fabrics in a not-very-friendly type of way. As in she didn't smile and looked like she thought i didn't know anything and she knew everything :( Yeah so i ended up getting the fabric to get out of the shop....
Currently obsessed with... collecting kpop albums
I watched someone's collection on YT and omg i got so inspired to buy more. Here's the video:
Anyways so recently i made an order with a friend on Yesasia and got Mblaq's 100% repackaged version. I like it better than the original because it's more or a normal album unlike the original which is kinda like a magazine. Joon looks so hot!!
Currently listening to... Xia's Tarantallegra
Omg i'm never felt physically attracted to Junsu but now i am! The music is very addicting! The title is also a Harry Potter spell for 'to dance'. At first i found the mv disturbing but now i think it's purelly awesome. I think it's something only pure kpop fans can understand and love. Does that mean i'm one? :)
People have fun with friends in different ways. I tried to analyse how people in my group have fun.
1. Chat randomly
Most happens at lunchtimes when we just talk about anything that comes to mind. Really fun if it's something i'm interested in but sometimes I have no idea what people are on about and can't join in the conversation.
2. Talk about interests
This is when people of similar interests talk to each other and go hyper because they are passionate. Happens between me + Sheree -> kpop. Sarah + Vanessa + Viv + others -> life-changing things. JG + JL -> Disney. Me + JL -> the hot side of Disney e.g. Simba.
3. Go hyper
This happens not during breaktimes, but during class. Chinese class is the time of hyperness. Don't know what we talk about but we always end up at the same spot - laugh, burp and get busted. Math is also the time to go crazy. My teacher thinks I'm mad. When I go high, I say some inappropriate things that I regret so much afterwards.
4. Wrongness talks
Happens between everyone nowadays. Viv is a very suggestive person who is great at making such awesome things on the spot. Alice and Sarah are also very intelligent when it comes to this area. Vicki's true side is hidden behind her innocent and sweet face. And as for JL, she's slowly becoming a master. People with great reactions -> the Vs
5. Derpy photos
People usually take pretty photos and cute poses, but I take a different sort of photo - derpy photos. I thoroughly enjoy taking photos where I make the most retarded or funniest faces with my friends. Only one partner right now but would like to find some more. It's actually really bad because it gives you wrinkles but you have no idea how much laughter it can bring.
6. Teasing people
A lot of bullies have fun from bringing others down but that's not what I mean. We tease people because it's really funny and everyone has a good laugh and people forget about it afterwards (hopefully).
There are probably more ways we have fun but that's all I can think of for today.
One day I want to find a friend who I have fun with just by lying on the grass and gazing at the sky. I want a friend who I can sit silently for hours and still not feel awkward. That's what I call a true friend.
I'm literally a flat ruler. I've got no curves at all. When my friend JL and I tried to do taekwondo once and she tried to lift me up by putting her hands around me, I was very confused as to why she kept digging her hand into my belly. Then she told me it's because she couldn't find the end of my waist. (It's ok Jenny i know it's a joke. Actually i know it's not a joke but I'm not angry (: )
So now I'm getting frustrated, because I'm making a formal dress for textiles. I had a few patterns in mind but the teacher lightly hinted that maybe they don't suit me (in other words, I don't have the right body)
I tried to find some more patterns that might suit my ruler-ly body better.
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Personally, I never wear dresses. I am a girly person as in I love fashion and beauty but i don't act all girly. I act kinda like a man. I laugh really loud, talk really loud and go crazy with my friends. People look at me with fright when I'm having fun. But I still want to make and wear a dress for my formal, because I don't think I suit wearing something funky like pants either.
I'm obsessed with Disney. Never thought I would be but then again i never thought i was going to be into kpop or survive textiles or write this blogpost when I'm meant to be doing math.
I've always loved Mulan ever since i watched in year 7 for an English storyboard or something. I love it! Both 1 and 2. I think 1 is a little better because they only made 2 because 1 is so good. The reason i love it is because it has a Chinese background. It's probably my favourite Disney movie.
Little Mermaid is also pretty good, because I really like the songs in there. But apart from that, i've never been into Disney stuff. But you know when you have friends who are obsessed with it you somehow just get obsessed too after they recommend it to you. So I watched Lion King and that's where it started. The first time, I thought the movie was good, only because it had a character exactly like me - Ed. When I watched Lion King 2, I fell in love... with Simba.
Yes I am in love with a lion. Simba has abs!!! Actually i'm not sure if it's just fat being squeezed. But he is pretty hot for a lion.
Look at him flash that sexy smile.
I love it when a guy (lion) feels the breeze
Roaring? Or just yawing. Anyways I find you extremely cute as long as you don't eat me!
My friend JL thinks Scar is hot.
She has unique taste
Recently I've been watching a LOT of Disney movies, and I mean a lot, like one a night. I've rewatched Cars, Beauty and the Beast, Mulan, Tangled and The Little Mermaid. I cried in all of them. I find simple things very touching, like Mulan's love for her father and Repunzel finally seeing the lights.
I've also been in love with songs! You should definitely go listen to 'I see the Light' from Tangled, 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin and 'Can you feel the love tonight' from Lion King. They are my favourites and have been taking turns being stuck in my head.
I'm dying. I'm stressed. I think I need to pull an all-nighter today to do my textiles. Textiles is stressing, especially if you have bad time management like me. My teacher also loves making me do everything the hardest way, like hand stitching instead of using a sewing machine. I hate hand-stitching, but i don't want to tell her i don't wanna do it, cos she might give me less marks. Aaaaaaaaa!
In conclusion, i do not know how i feel about textiles. I have a love-hate relationship with it. But as of right now, I'm dying. Literally dying. I know everyone's dying but I feel like textiles is making me die faster. Aaaaaaaa!
WARNING: THIS POST IS RATED PG. DO NOT HAVE PARENTAL GUIDANCE BUT MAKE SURE YOU ARE AT LEAST 10 BEFORE YOU CONTINUE READING.
I think by now the world already knows I am a very wrong-minded person. Although at first I was very ashamed of it, I slowly grew to be proud of myself for being wise in that area. Today I'm going to tell you about my 'Wrongness Journey'.
The first time I ever got to know about anything wrong was when I was 10 when my mum told me about hankiepankie (a.k.a. sex). At first when she told me, I really did not believe it. Much like Winston after being tortured by his Party in 1984, I found the idea of it disgusting and disturbing. Now since I come from a Chinese background and grew up with my grandparents, I had no idea about how babies are made. And I never thought about it. When my mum told me, I could not understand why people would get naked and do that kind of stuff. I found it very hard to believe that people would get naked in front of other people of the opposite sex.
It took a while for me to accept that sex actually exists. I then started getting curious and wanted to know more, especially after I came upon a book about it in the library. It was a kid's book of 'How you were made'. The information was very simple and consisted of mainly pictures and simple explanations like 'When your parents love each other, they get naked and roll around'.
Yep so I guess that's when I took the 'wrong' path. In the beginning I was curious with disgust, but that slowly turned into mutual feelings and then finally now, I find it pretty funny. I don't think of hankiepankie as enjoyable, because I have not done it before and have no idea how it will be like. I think of it more as a way you show someone you love them. That's why I hate porn. I've watched it before out of curiosity (i think everyone has) and seriously was not impressed. I do not understand how people can like it when you see everything so visually. And half the time those people have no feelings for each other. I think kissing or hankiepankie scenes in movies are alright. At least you don't see everyone's hooha (as Viv calls it). I really have no interest in people's hooha.
I find it really funny when I say something wrong and people have all sorts of reactions. I don't think I'm the wrongest person on the planet even though I do say a lot of dirty things. But I strongly believe that there are much dirtier people who just keep it inside. I used to do that when no one else my age knew about hankiepankie. No one had any interest in it so I did not bother sharing my already very extensive knowledge. But now all my friends know about it, and wrong things are basically a part of life.
