The 'Wrong' Path

WARNING: THIS POST IS RATED PG. DO NOT HAVE PARENTAL GUIDANCE BUT MAKE SURE YOU ARE AT LEAST 10 BEFORE YOU CONTINUE READING.

I think by now the world already knows I am a very wrong-minded person. Although at first I was very ashamed of it, I slowly grew to be proud of myself for being wise in that area. Today I'm going to tell you about my 'Wrongness Journey'.

The first time I ever got to know about anything wrong was when I was 10 when my mum told me about hankiepankie (a.k.a. sex). At first when she told me, I really did not believe it. Much like Winston after being tortured by his Party in 1984, I found the idea of it disgusting and disturbing. Now since I come from a Chinese background and grew up with my grandparents, I had no idea about how babies are made. And I never thought about it. When my mum told me, I could not understand why people would get naked and do that kind of stuff. I found it very hard to believe that people would get naked in front of other people of the opposite sex.

It took a while for me to accept that sex actually exists. I then started getting curious and wanted to know more, especially after I came upon a book about it in the library. It was a kid's book of 'How you were made'. The information was very simple and consisted of mainly pictures and simple explanations like 'When your parents love each other, they get naked and roll around'.

Yep so I guess that's when I took the 'wrong' path. In the beginning I was curious with disgust, but that slowly turned into mutual feelings and then finally now, I find it pretty funny. I don't think of hankiepankie as enjoyable, because I have not done it before and have no idea how it will be like. I think of it more as a way you show someone you love them. That's why I hate porn. I've watched it before out of curiosity (i think everyone has) and seriously was not impressed. I do not understand how people can like it when you see everything so visually. And half the time those people have no feelings for each other. I think kissing or hankiepankie scenes in movies are alright. At least you don't see everyone's hooha (as Viv calls it). I really have no interest in people's hooha.

I find it really funny when I say something wrong and people have all sorts of reactions. I don't think I'm the wrongest person on the planet even though I do say a lot of dirty things. But I strongly believe that there are much dirtier people who just keep it inside. I used to do that when no one else my age knew about hankiepankie. No one had any interest in it so I did not bother sharing my already very extensive knowledge. But now all my friends know about it, and wrong things are basically a part of life.